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CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.


TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm
ROFLMAO


SONS OF RED NECKERY - Coming this summer to public television


TAGS: chopper
Rating: 4.54/5

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DickGozinya - November 2, 2011, 10:03 am
Great! I laughed so hard I think I peed in my pants a little bit.
apolpie777 - September 29, 2011, 11:21 am
cool :D
apolpie777 - September 29, 2011, 11:21 am
cool :D
apolpie777 - September 29, 2011, 11:21 am
cool :D
TWOEDGE - September 28, 2011, 7:59 am
Thanks, greatly appreciated
Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:24 pm

nicely re-done. 5 from me dude


TOP 10 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART -


TAGS: hope you appreciate the effort
Rating: 4.46/5

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oldthrashbar - April 20, 2013, 8:30 pm
Just thought I would point out that this is not original material. Previous comments led me to believe that was important on this site. Thats why I'm mentioning it. Just saying. Still a funny joke though.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm
sorry only meant to post once
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm
In america thats a job well done
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:38 pm
In america thats a job well done
Bolverk37782 - July 7, 2011, 6:07 pm
Or in the UK use ASDA instead of Wal-Mart (their owned by the same tight gits)


TIME - keeps on slippin' into the future


TAGS: hope springs eternal
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:20 pm
As a person Jessica isn't an ass like Justin. She never said she was Kurt Cobain or Dean Martin.
rerun - March 9, 2013, 8:32 am

I have to agree with Preacher Man as well. Bieber will never be anything like the talented musicians he is mentioned with.
JesusWept - March 7, 2013, 8:49 am
I can hardly wait! 5 L's
FreeGunsForAll - January 21, 2012, 4:58 am
I heard a similar joke to this a few years ago, except it had Jessica Simpson (shame it didn't happen). 5L.
Rhovanmark - January 21, 2012, 1:59 am
I have to agree with Preacher Man. Jimi and Jim will rise from the grave to smite you for this.
Preacher Man - January 21, 2012, 1:24 am
Sorry, but putting Beiber on the same page as Hendrix and Morrison, whatever the context, is just sheer blasphemy. Still, 5L for envisioning a world without that baby-faced waste of space.
holymoly - January 20, 2012, 5:58 pm
Yesssss.... 5 doomed lions
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 5:29 pm
5 and 5 =10 (years to go)


Safety First -




AHNOLD - Gettin' to da choppa since 1987


TAGS: ahnold arnold schwarzenegger get to da choppa lol
Rating: 3.32/5

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Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:16 am
He should have boarded da choppa by now. lol


HOPE - Time to FLUSH it down!!!


TAGS: obama politics hope liberals
Rating: 3.07/5

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Glenn Beck - August 19, 2009, 12:29 pm
Hey Sean--is that bunny your girlfriend???
MrRandom - August 13, 2009, 11:34 pm
Don't diss the Beck, he and fox are pretty much the reason Colbert and Stewart are so successful.
Sean - August 13, 2009, 11:26 pm
Last time you Yanks voted with yer asses you ended up in two interminable wars. Love the three "!!!". You wouldn't be a nation of drama queens without you multiple exclamation marks. Or Glenn Beck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derek - August 13, 2009, 9:17 pm
Got to admit, this is the best of the anti-Obama posters. 5* ;-)
FTACHASER357 - August 13, 2009, 8:21 pm
OUTSTANDING POSTER! I gave you a 5 PLUS! ROCK ON!


HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




STARS - The reason people stress out in life is because they stopped looking at the stars and seeing hopes and promises quantified as infinite.


TAGS: stars stress hope promise life
Rating: 4.72/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 5, 2016, 7:06 am
Every star is a a world and every world is the result of our choices.


REALITY - you don't get better you just melt away with time


TAGS: titanic ice hope failure hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:19 am
I have a lot of experience mate, you only have to make a better poster than the last one you made, and since you've made none, any attempt would be good. we all have posters we're not proud of, it's what we build on, good luck.
LeightonESmith - September 12, 2011, 7:14 am
I was going to attempt to "create" a motifake tonight. This has completely taken the wind out of my sails with it's sheer demotivating awesomeness.


SHOPPING FOR IDIOTS -




DIRECTIONS -




BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.


TAGS: black friday malls shopping
Rating: 4/5

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beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm
OH GOSH THERE'S JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE XP!!!


JOSEPH STALIN - Uncle Joe-- Master of Photoshop


TAGS: joseph stalin photoshop uncle joe
Rating: 3.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:14 pm
Also the other two men in back were taken out of the picture, both literally and figuratively.
ProfessorMohawk - June 6, 2011, 12:51 pm
yeah. joey's a master at taking anyone in pictures that remotely threatens Him.


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be photoshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....shitty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as pussy as a mustang


HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.




LADY DEATH - Because Real Women Wont Dress Like This




KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO THE EYE -


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am
hic*
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...


THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS - One photoshopped picture and you have another conspiracy theory on your hands


TAGS: osama photoshopped scuba diving
Rating: 4.62/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 5, 2011, 9:15 pm
Truly good. 5 l's.
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:25 pm

how do we tie aliens into this.
pudgytroll - May 5, 2011, 2:48 pm
so very true...


THE CONE OF SHAME -




BIKE SEATS - Some Just Aren't Big Enough


TAGS: i hope there is a bike seat in this one
Rating: 2.9/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
pedal faster?
Krissie - March 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
um, wow..i dunno what I can say about this one.....
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well then, at least one of us feels better now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
Why would that make me feel better? all I feel is noxious.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
There's a reason she's the ex. And she wasn't like that when it was new. Plus I figured it'd make you feel better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:00 pm
Why would you admit that?
MO - March 8, 2010, 10:59 pm
My ex is actually bigger than this beast. So you guys should understand my reluctance to make a poster for todays challenge.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:37 am
I don't think this is what Queen had in mind when they wrote the Bicycle Song "4 badly bent training wheels"


NOTHING -


TAGS: donuts bliss deepakchopra
Rating: 4.32/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
Did I just hear wood creaking?


PESSIMISM -




BISHOP -


TAGS: mexican word day stairs bishop fall
Rating: 3.18/5

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ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 2:18 am
Classic.
BoneCD - February 7, 2009, 9:53 am
LMAO good one ... lets just call it lazy Spanish
Scorpio7 - February 7, 2009, 9:10 am
In actuality, there are no "Mexican" words at all. This series of insults should be titled, "SPANISH Word Of The Day."


SOLITUDE - A true blessing when you need it... A true curse when you do not...


TAGS: alone lonely depressed bored hopeless
Rating: 4.71/5

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coldinjected - July 6, 2011, 3:34 pm
Good poster. A lot of people around here dig the philosphy angle. I'm in it for the funny! Got any comedy in ya?
Wrathchild - July 6, 2011, 9:03 am
First poster. Sincere suggestions for improvement encouraged. Thanks for the opportunity to share.


LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother!


TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 1:29 am
You think it high now, WAIT until it FREE!!
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:23 pm
Big V gets 5 lions for the obscure rock band reference. Well done, sir.
Big V - October 28, 2009, 8:37 am
Nice Scatterbrain reference there... I enjoyed it quite a bit.... and you Can mix funny and political.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:41 am
Already have. I don't discount your wit and brains by any means. Aside from periods of expression in the past, I prefer to never mix happy with politics and religion... both are guaranteed to ruin it.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:39 am
Not taken as an attack, bud. May I recommend reviewing my none political stuff (there are a few mixed in) and then hitting the politics when the mood strikes ya? Take care.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:34 am
Sorry, WTFO -- Not a personal attack... this just happened to be there when the mood hit. I get tired of the broken record that many are putting out. This is a fun place. Nobody's fault that I get my entertainment here.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:26 am
thought this cartoon was funny and motifake is where I vent. It's kinda my political soap box (as another of my posters points out).
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:24 am
I looked at the site out of respect for my VP. No pictures though. I agree that there are good and bad points to every POTUS. For example, I'm glad the Pres is keeping the wire tapping, blocked the release of those abuse photos, kept rendition, etc. I
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:19 am
Enough already. If anything, I'm more to the right than you are on many issues, but there's never been an administration that didn't have good and bad points. This bashing is tiresome. Why motifake? Why not try directory.etalkinghead.com?


MARRIGE - We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


TAGS: marrige shop 50cal
Rating: 4/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:53 am
He had to hock the A to keep up with her bills.
50cal - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
You are right Iceman. I caught it after it already got approved...
ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 7:47 pm
Is that anything like 'marriage'?


NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here




TRUST - Equal parts faith and hope that the universe is not about to screw you over.




IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin


TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.47/5

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Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:29 pm
Good one! Pour hope in one hand and bullshit in the other and see which one fills up ...5L
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 7:42 pm
Don't all politifakers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 7:37 pm
You put a lot of thought into this one. Eh, WTFO?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:34 pm
Please tell me you have a headache, f.s.?
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 5:54 pm
hes a communist. there is no hope and his plan of action is equivalent to beating your head with a hammer until the head ache goes away.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 10:42 pm
No argument with that, statement D. However, hope only gets you so far without a helpful plan of action.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 9:12 pm
He without hope is lost.


GRASSHOPPER - When you can take this Jumbo Jet from my hand it will be time for you to leave.


TAGS: grasshopper kunngfu
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - December 5, 2012, 8:57 am
and well done I might add
Swampfox - December 5, 2012, 3:00 am
I don't know. But it took be back to the Kung Fu days.
Iconoclast - December 4, 2012, 5:08 pm
So ..... was that a lucky photo or was it Photoshopped?


HELLO SPRING -




SWINE FLU - The effects can last a life time.


TAGS: swine flu pig human shoop photoshop virus
Rating: 2.36/5

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Scorpio - May 31, 2009, 4:11 pm
I'm just a simple HyperPig. Nothing wrong with that.


APACHE CHOPPERS - For When You Absolutely, Positively MUST Clear Traffic... Accept No Substitutes




2012 - I don't subscribe to the belief that the world will end. I can still hope though.


TAGS: beginning hope of the end
Rating: 4.57/5

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TrueGrave - February 10, 2012, 8:05 pm
LOL It wasn't meant to be sad, that thought has nothing to do with the inspiration for the other posters.
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 7:30 pm
=P Even your funny ones are sad! =P


SILLY HITLER - Because you can never mock Hitler too much!


TAGS: humor humour hitler satire photoshop tongue
Rating: 2.08/5

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Porcelina - October 28, 2008, 5:14 pm
Another MWLF poser?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 4:31 pm
Fuck you right back, you nazi cocksucker! Eat shit and die!
ziegheil - October 28, 2008, 1:04 pm
you dare to make fun of Hitler? FUCK YOU!!!


CROSSOVERS - Like ammonia and bleach, like haggis and ice cream, there are some things that just shouldn't be mixed.


TAGS: i would like to apologize for my actions over the last couple of days im sorry everybody and i hope you can forgive me assignment for january 3 pokemon
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 15, 2010, 12:55 am
Or like Asians and Driver License? 5 Squirts for you! Lol.


LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the photographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that shot for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


WHIP MA WHOP MA GATE - Proof that despite what they say, Town planning officials also have access to drugs.


TAGS: whip ma whop ma gate
Rating: 5/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - August 7, 2011, 1:46 pm
Nah it's in York, England haha. Longest street name, for shortest street, apparently. It's only two shops long.
Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 7:25 am
Is that the Italian district?


THE GIRL WITH SOMETHING EXTRA! - This is either REALLy bad photoshop, a REALLY unfortunate place for a tree in the background, or a tranny. I'm not sure


TAGS: photoshop girl tranny
Rating: 4/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 9:24 pm
Even trannies have testicles. Tree or sloppy photoshop.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 10:44 pm
God I hope it's the tree


BOUNDARIES - This guy crossed them


TAGS: sick fuckin bastard poor dog hope its fake
Rating: 3.8/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 1, 2009, 10:38 am
One of my new favorites as well.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 12:35 am
This is great.
bOB cHIN - August 31, 2009, 9:10 pm
I dunno man, this opens up a lot more questions than I want to get into. Least of which is, why do you care so much about what the dog shits out?
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 4:43 pm
i hope it wasnt a suppository


"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




Hope -


TAGS: hope meaow tiger
Rating: 4.8/5

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kirill - January 31, 2014, 5:19 am
Thank you
Reality Lord - January 29, 2014, 7:36 am

very nice


HUBRIS -


TAGS: star wars a new hope
Rating: 4.77/5

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spacedog - July 19, 2010, 6:43 pm
Very nice. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 6:09 pm
Good one capn!


BLUE LAGOON- ROCAS BAINBRIDGE, GALAPAGOS - Not Everything Amazing Is Photo Shopped!


TAGS: photoshopped galapagos volcanos lagoons nice
Rating: 4.71/5

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SethMythrax - July 20, 2012, 7:25 pm
those are my initials. I do that to all my pics, sorry......
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 12:10 pm
Sorry to nitpick, Seth, but I've just been on Google Earth, and those three huge letters on the bottom-right of the island aren't there in real-life. Thought maybe someone had made them: 'ROB was here.' But sadly not.


BELIEVING -


TAGS: false hope doesn t solve anything
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2012, 10:57 am
Excellent poster Caveman. 5L
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 7:55 pm
It’s so nice to see a consecutive string of really good posters, this being one of ‘em.
Sho - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
That's a 5
mariand - July 29, 2012, 11:52 am
amsome...it makes me think about the reverse


WILL TO LIVE -


TAGS: life death hope
Rating: 4.62/5

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Airman - July 12, 2012, 10:41 am
this is amazing. Glad I sent it you. 5 big quacks
Sho - July 11, 2012, 8:29 pm
Credits goes to Airman for sharing this great quote


EXPECTATIONS -




INCOHERENT BASTERDS -


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz butter cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L


To All Customers -


TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L


WORDS - They are everything.


TAGS: fat woman shop
Rating: 4.53/5

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A GIFT - I hope she fits...I really didn't know your size.




BOOMSTICK - this is his


TAGS: shop s mart
Rating: 4.2/5

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Ed-Hyde - June 24, 2010, 8:20 am
Interestingly enough, the first thing Bruce Campbell does at his Q and A's is to call up everyone that has an Evil Dead tattoo.


WOMEN -


TAGS: arthur schopenhauer 150th anniversary of his death tribute girls gynecologist
Rating: 3.95/5

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forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:48 am
should be a tribute to Schopenhauer as you can see in the tags. I wanted the quote to contrast from it's author. anyway, for me it's still one of my 242s best - up to now.
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 9:41 am
ROR! I like it foreskin, i might have done with out the caps lock text tho.
forseti - September 21, 2010, 8:39 am
1L... that makes baby forsi cry. I loved this! ;( Mods, get me the name and address of this voter, I have to visit him. And GS, someday - and that day may never come - you'll call upon me to do a service for you. ;)


BORED HOUSE WIVES AND PHOTOSHOP -


TAGS: funny sexy housewives photoshop
Rating: 3.42/5

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shoosh - July 31, 2009, 12:15 pm
pretty good photoshop but the woman's left side still has light from the lamp. George should be blocking it and her dress should be darker where he's standing
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 11:07 pm
+!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:06 pm
Sally Fields is too good for that bastard.
BobMan - July 20, 2009, 1:31 pm
Very hot woman. I'm sure shes not bored.


PHOTOSHOP - When you see it, you'll shit bricks.


TAGS: scary old funny odd photoshop fake
Rating: 2.6/5

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mamothdon - September 10, 2009, 4:06 am
captain howdy, hes everywhere
Dess - August 4, 2009, 3:27 pm
wow guys.....
Toussaint - March 14, 2009, 7:36 pm
You've achieved the Elysian dream of mankind.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 4:43 pm
I gave up mowing the grass two years ago when we moved into a townhouse. No more grass mowing, snow shoveling, gutter cleaning, or outside painting. I have cast off the shackles of outside chores and I'm now a slave of the golf course.
Toussaint - March 14, 2009, 4:40 pm
Typing here at times does cause mysterious and confundere of errors. Personally I semi dread the summer as it shackles my freedom of not mowing grass.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 4:36 pm
Thank you sir! You're much to kind. I find that I'm making more simple mistakes lately. I think I've been inside too much this winter and I'm anxious for spring.
Toussaint - March 14, 2009, 4:32 pm
Mark, you're excused from all typos as everyone knows your intellectual power.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 3:00 pm
I'm losing it....please change that "if" to a *he*. It might make sense then.
Mark - March 14, 2009, 2:58 pm
But who is that looking out of the window? If it's Mrs. Burns, I think I know why if joined the fight at Gettysburg.
Toussaint - March 14, 2009, 1:30 pm
This is a photo of John L. Burns who at 70, joined the fight at Gettysburg on the side of the Union.


MANHOOD - many ways of showing it...




JUST WHEN YOU THINK -




HOPE -


TAGS: hope sustain tightrope
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 2:36 pm
I like this
Reality Lord - October 15, 2011, 3:59 pm

nice


KNOWING WHAT'S IMPORTANT - Going to the Bathroom, or Getting All the Deals On Black Friday




DEXTER MORGAN -




F U T I L I T Y - When your life reaches this juncture.




GOTHOPOTAMUS -


TAGS: gothopotamus fat goth beast
Rating: 2.98/5

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bill - October 11, 2009, 3:31 pm
sadly yes
faulty switch - September 10, 2009, 11:56 pm
be a functional person in society or go back to your room and sit there. life is gonna suck. take off the makeup and get over it.
D1RTY - August 27, 2009, 11:03 am
THAT FAT BITCH GOTS A BEARD ?? OH WAIT IT'S A DUDE HA DUMB ASS


COLOSSAL ACHIEVEMENT . . .SAME RESULTS - 891,500 square meters for ladies shoes, 500 square meters for guy stuff and 137 Starbucks.




DRUGS AND SHOPLIFTING - Either way, I don't like the size.


TAGS: drugs shoplifting
Rating: 2.67/5


ZOMBIES - Like us you thought they were still human. But all they are... is repetitive memory... Driven by the simplest of urges.




SUCCESS -


TAGS: man woman men women shopping
Rating: 4.71/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:55 am
and then g5t away with h5lf his as*ets plus 5limony ahahah


DISILLUSION -




HOPE - YOUR EXISTENCE GIVES ME HOPE


TAGS: hope
Rating: 4.36/5

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VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE -




SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.


TAGS: link shopping high credit limit first credit card oops
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Freezzy - June 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
Where is the Big Goron Sword!! I demand to know!!
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Ever wonder where he puts it all if he does not have pockets on those tights of his? Yes, this is a rhetorical question. I really don't want to know. Thanks.
Screamin Daemon - December 21, 2009, 9:51 am
So true. I wonder why I never saw it this way before.


HOPSCOTCH - You go first...




IMBECILE - When you don't know the difference between Eric Bana and Chopper Read


TAGS: chopper read
Rating: 2.08/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2011, 9:05 pm
spelt?...seriously?
rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:02 pm

amazing, you only commented on a poster that is two years old.
DutchCouarage - February 18, 2011, 8:51 pm
it's spelt chopper reid not read
yallsuck - April 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
if its about chopper, put upa fuckin picture of chopper, this is eric PLAYING chopper, so is the fuckin joke about eric or chopper? Motifake uber fail
Legion - March 16, 2009, 6:47 pm
Idiot. When you don't realize that he is Eric Bana playing Chopper Read.


MONEY -


TAGS: man woman men women shopping
Rating: 4.75/5

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forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:49 am
interesting point! ;)
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:58 am
r5ght for the woman, but what man in his right mind will pay $2 for an item he can get on *bay from the woman who bought it for 1 buck and didn't need it in the first place ?? lol


THE SEVENTH DAY -




SURPRISE -


TAGS: barbershop choir pleases deaf school
Rating: 4.6/5

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lgvernon - July 2, 2012, 11:41 pm

Thanks, SD! Made me LOL, too.
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:33 pm
LOL!


REALITY -


TAGS: hopes dreams death
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 13, 2011, 7:05 pm
I just googled part of the text. I'm afraid this is somewhat less original than I thought. Ah well.


BUTT DRILLING - Who To Call When Ex-Lax Just Ain't Enough


TAGS: i hope thats just the owners name
Rating: 3.57/5

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R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:49 am
There are WAY too many people gathering to watch! They must be good at what they do! :)


THIS - Might be shopped


TAGS: shop
Rating: 3.29/5

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culos - March 14, 2010, 5:50 pm
I think you're wrong


PHOTOSHOP - A bunch of immaturity and slight skill at photoshop can ruin almost every great picture.




GIVE UP -


TAGS: give up on hope life
Rating: 4.81/5

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gas - February 9, 2012, 12:53 pm
lol I can see the cars passing behind at full speed, very ni5e
caveman - February 8, 2012, 11:54 pm
haha, I think i'll stick with the goal of becoming a sports journalist.....Superbowl here i come.
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 11:28 pm
Have you con5idered giving Uni away?


BEING YOURSELF -




HIP HOP - Goes green


TAGS: hip hop radio beach
Rating: 4.46/5

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Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 5:56 pm
That Right there is why he's Mr.M 5ls FTW
forseti - June 22, 2010, 5:31 pm
reggae?!? O.o
Airman - June 22, 2010, 1:11 pm
LOL


WISDOM -


TAGS: grey scale drawing photoshop wisdom philosophy
Rating: 4.31/5

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MetalliTool - October 19, 2011, 9:20 pm
Nice one. Actually made me think,,, which is a miracle in itself!
rerun - October 16, 2011, 1:08 am

Excellent. Would be good at motitwist too


DONT SHOP ONLINE -




GET OFF YOUR ASS! - Let's get this show on the road!!!




THE INTERNET - Where everybody really wants to help you. Maybe...


TAGS: internet photoshop moron lol
Rating: 3.63/5

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Bartimaeus - September 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
There's nothing like a chain of burns; this poor guy probably never got his photo fixed. 5/5
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:12 pm
I LMFAO'd big time! 5L's from me...this gave me a laugh i'd been needing so bad all day!
FUCK NUGGETS - September 1, 2009, 1:41 pm
That was some funny fucking shit right there.
Shamrock - August 19, 2009, 4:01 pm
Fucking brilliant. I love you Anonymous.
ty - June 12, 2009, 6:30 pm
i am actually crying from laughter
still laughing - April 4, 2009, 2:17 am
tears here
LogicDude - January 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
The comments on this made me freakin' ROFL!
zokor - September 12, 2008, 2:02 pm
THe Interweb.....it's too much to ask


THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...




BIRTHDAY SURPRISE -


TAGS: my second sean type poster i hope you guys like it after all the hard work i put into this
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 4:04 pm
long read but great close
Derek - October 1, 2009, 5:49 pm
Macabre
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:31 am
I meant to mention the kind of tight punchline on your other one like this.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:30 am
very good, but I'm a sucker for a tighter punchline. But hey, to each his own.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:29 am
I like the fact that age matters. This is the subtlest repudiation of JAILBAIT posters Motifake has yet to see. This is way better than the usual Motifake offering, but guess what? Yer other one like this set the bar pretty high. This one is still
Briton of Rose - September 6, 2009, 12:11 am
Thank YOU, guys. I appreciate all the feedback YOU give me. If it weren't for YOU, I'd never have gotten past the "when YOU see it, YOU will shiite brix" phase. Again, thank YOU all. Oh, and I'm just waiting for Sean's review. What do YOU think, Sean?
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:20 pm
Doin' good Aggy...kickin' back watching the Ohio State - Navy game
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:18 pm
Hey Bone! Doing ok... how abouy you? (And quite the innocent title, I might add. The perfect icing on a birthday cake!)
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:03 pm
Regardless. it's a great story with that smack in the head ending!
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hey buddy, how's going. YOU could be right!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:00 pm
I like the overusage of "you" - keeps you suspecting where it's going, but never sure til the end.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:58 pm
too many "you" in there. Is "you" the captive the captor? It seams like both...or am I reading that wrong? BofR I gave you a 4 because of that...but you're so damn close to perfect!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:38 pm
AK - layin' down the truth!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:37 pm
No, other way 'round.
bastian - September 5, 2009, 12:36 pm
I think most of the guys who gave this poster five lions didn't read anything underneath "birthday surprise". The girl deserves five lions, the text deserves a kick in the ass
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:27 pm
This kind of Looooong(ish)Fake I can deal with.
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 12:22 pm
Well done.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:14 pm
Pure genius. Thanks for the journey, Briton... it was well laid out.
dons - September 5, 2009, 12:11 pm
What a timely poster-this week finding a girl who was held as a sex slave in the back yard for 18 years in california
Chompers - September 5, 2009, 9:37 am
You just described my week
Haarakkon - September 5, 2009, 8:31 am
Yes!!!
HerculesAgrees - September 5, 2009, 8:01 am
Like it :)


WOW - Somebody really hated this guy


TAGS: amazed no hope
Rating: 2.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 7:24 pm
That blade is not a full tang design... bloody waste to kill a man with such a toy...
ProfessorMohawk - June 9, 2011, 1:47 pm
wow that's awesome
agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:40 am
CompassHead.... Activate!
forseti - May 10, 2010, 9:13 am
sharp-head...


PHOTOSHOP - You're overdoing it wrong


TAGS: photoshop doing it wrong picture
Rating: 2.05/5
murderblade - January 3, 2009, 4:38 pm
quik! some one photo shop her one!
barockeva - December 7, 2008, 4:36 am
She needs a sandwich.


GO AHEAD - say it's photoshop... I freaking DARE you.


TAGS: photoshop fig newton
Rating: 1.78/5

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Claire - November 13, 2009, 6:23 pm
I was thinking more along the lines of the digestive tract, but that works, too.
Zed - October 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Launched through the air via slingshot?
Claire - October 11, 2009, 1:02 am
Who is OCD enough to care about one sideways Fig Newton? Honestly, they all end up in the same place...
Oz - June 29, 2009, 5:07 pm
It's a photoshop , lol XD
MO - May 7, 2009, 3:15 am
Jinga master you are....muummmmm!!! Mine! Mine!! Nom nom ummmmmmmmm. urrrp!!
Silvermist - April 26, 2009, 6:34 pm
Who cares... FIG NEWTONS! yum!
Your mom - March 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Yeah... they are manufactured like that to keep an accurate count. Go look in any other package. Same thing. Idiot.
the tr00per - February 16, 2009, 12:03 am
lol manufacturing fail!
Danny - February 11, 2009, 3:58 pm
No way this is photoshopped! ...it's clearly MS Paint.
TyKo - November 8, 2008, 12:41 am
Thou tempest me with photo shop diss's. Have at you!
dF - November 7, 2008, 12:07 am
VVV great call
KING - October 29, 2008, 1:08 pm
if you're going to photoshop stuff, at least make it believable
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 12:09 am
Damn. Now I'm hungry.
Porcelina - October 17, 2008, 6:27 pm
Will a ''This is fucking gay'' suffice?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 17, 2008, 5:31 pm
You know, that there's a rare "lucky" newton. You have to make a wish on it before you eat it.
eric - October 17, 2008, 12:50 pm
14 Fig Newtons facing the wrong way in only one package? Wow! What are the odds of that?
eric - October 17, 2008, 12:50 pm
14 Fig Newtons facing the wrong way in only one package? Wow! What are the odds of that?
energy - October 14, 2008, 10:08 am
a sideways fig newton is not worthy of caring about
Shtoink - October 14, 2008, 1:29 am
mmmmm fig newtons!
Overlord Douchebag - October 14, 2008, 1:10 am
You dare me, huh? Ok, it's a Photoshop.


CAMEL TOE -


TAGS: not what i was hoping for
Rating: 1.6/5

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Arrogant Knight - October 11, 2009, 10:57 pm
This might be a repeat, but I wasn't sure so... You guys have to suffer I'm afraid.


OH YEAH -




NOW AVAILABLE! - Furniture by M.C. Escher!


TAGS: photoshop escher
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by twill1962

JesusWept - June 12, 2013, 10:16 am
When i saw it i shi...you know ;)
ughomer - January 17, 2013, 5:52 am
Ha! Got me for a minute there!


ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT MYSTERIES -


TAGS: pizza grasshopper
Rating: 4.62/5

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robbidos - July 4, 2012, 4:28 am
I prefer my saying:Save it for later tater, stick it in the fridgerator
falloutghoul - July 1, 2012, 7:10 pm
Because not everyone can handle a large, and also; Waste Not, Want Not.


FALSE HOPE - actually means REAL PAIN


TAGS: hope pain
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by gatewayasteroid

tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:32 pm
This is good.
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 1:42 pm
Right on !


HOPS - GOOD FOR WHAT ALES YOU...


TAGS: hops ale
Rating: 4.4/5

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Derek - July 8, 2010, 7:02 pm
Heheh, punny poster of the day


2075 A.D. -




WHEELCHAIRS - They come in handy for shopping.


TAGS: wheelchair shopping women dumb handicapped
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by suzieq

KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:08 pm
why don't they just put the tired girl in the chair instead of that bag ?


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